Description
For the person who’d rather spend the day with the herd than in a meeting.
Goats will climb anything, eat your laundry, and scream at you for breakfast like they haven’t been fed in weeks. And they’re still better company than most people. If the barn is your happy place and small talk is your nemesis, this shirt says it for you.
This unisex tee features a herd of wide-eyed, slightly unhinged goats peeking out between rustic wooden signs, surrounded by sunflowers, lavender, daisies, and wildflowers in a hand-illustrated farmhouse style. It’s funny, colorful, and honest about who your favorites are.
Wear it for chores, the feed store, the county fair, the farmers market, or any day you need to quietly let the world know you’d rather be with your goats.
Perfect for:
- Goat moms and goat dads who know every goat by name (and personality)
- Backyard homesteaders, hobby farmers, and 4-H families
- Introverts who prefer animals to small talk
- Anyone who’s been headbutted and still loves goats anyway
Details:
- Unisex fit for men and women. Women may want to size down for a fitted look, or stay true to size for a relaxed fit.
- Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear
- Bold, colorful design that stands out on dark colors
A great birthday, Christmas, or “just because” gift for the goat lover who has everything except one more reason to laugh at herself.
From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because goats are better company anyway.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton with lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
– Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look
– Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with shoulder tape for added stability
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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