Description
For the person who’d rather spend the afternoon with the flock than in a group chat.
Chickens are nosy, noisy, a little bossy, and will absolutely judge you if you show up without treats. And they’re still better company than most people. If the coop is your happy place and small talk is your nemesis, this shirt says it for you.
This unisex tee features a flock of wide-eyed, slightly unhinged hens and a very proud rooster peeking between rustic wooden signs, surrounded by sunflowers, daisies, and greenery in a hand-illustrated farmhouse style. It’s funny, colorful, and honest about who your favorites are.
Wear it for egg collecting, coop cleaning, the feed store, the county fair, or any day you need to quietly let the world know you’d rather be with your chickens.
Perfect for:
- Chicken moms and chicken dads who know every hen by name (and personality)
- Backyard flock keepers, homesteaders, and 4-H families
- Introverts who prefer clucking to small talk
- Anyone whose “quick check on the chickens” turns into an hour
Details:
- Unisex fit for men and women. Women may want to size down for a fitted look, or stay true to size for a relaxed fit.
- Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear
- Colorful, hand-illustrated design that stands out
A great birthday, Christmas, or “just because” gift for the chicken lover who has everything except one more reason to laugh at herself.
From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because chickens are better company anyway.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
– Classic fit with crew neckline and comfortable tear-away label
– Seamless tubular knit with shape-retaining ribbed collar
– Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching
– OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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