Rise n Shine, Mother Clucker! Funny Sourdough Baking Crewneck SweatshirtFor the woman who talks to her sourdough starter, has flour on her clothes, and knows the bread isn’t going to bake itself. Some mornings start with coffee. Others start with a sourdough starter demanding attention, a loaf that needs shaping, and a chicken announcing to the entire neighborhood that it’s officially time to get up. Rise & Shine, Mother Clucker! This cozy crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the wonderfully chaotic life of a home baker. Featuring an adorable, slightly sassy hen alongside a freshly baked sourdough loaf, surrounded by soft watercolor wildflowers, wheat, and vintage farmhouse charm, it’s the perfect combination of country-cottage sweetness and a little barnyard attitude. Whether you’re feeding your starter (again), waiting for your dough to rise, baking bread for the neighbors, or enjoying that first cup of coffee while pretending you don’t have chores to do, this sweatshirt gets you. Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear, it’s just as at home in the kitchen as it is at the farmers market, the chicken coop, or curled up on the couch with a slice of warm bread. Perfect for: Sourdough bakers who have named their starters Bread-loving homestead mamas Backyard chicken keepers with a sense of humor Cottagecore enthusiasts and from-scratch kitchen queens Anyone who believes a little flour and a lot of laughter make life better A fun gift for the bread baker who already has everything, except one more reason to laugh at herself. From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because life’s too short for boring sweatshirts and store-bought bread. to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Rise n Shine, Mother Clucker! Funny Sourdough Baking Crewneck SweatshirtFor the woman who talks to her sourdough starter, has flour on her clothes, and knows the bread isn’t going to bake itself. Some mornings start with coffee. Others start with a sourdough starter demanding attention, a loaf that needs shaping, and a chicken announcing to the entire neighborhood that it’s officially time to get up. Rise & Shine, Mother Clucker! This cozy crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the wonderfully chaotic life of a home baker. Featuring an adorable, slightly sassy hen alongside a freshly baked sourdough loaf, surrounded by soft watercolor wildflowers, wheat, and vintage farmhouse charm, it’s the perfect combination of country-cottage sweetness and a little barnyard attitude. Whether you’re feeding your starter (again), waiting for your dough to rise, baking bread for the neighbors, or enjoying that first cup of coffee while pretending you don’t have chores to do, this sweatshirt gets you. Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear, it’s just as at home in the kitchen as it is at the farmers market, the chicken coop, or curled up on the couch with a slice of warm bread. Perfect for: Sourdough bakers who have named their starters Bread-loving homestead mamas Backyard chicken keepers with a sense of humor Cottagecore enthusiasts and from-scratch kitchen queens Anyone who believes a little flour and a lot of laughter make life better A fun gift for the bread baker who already has everything, except one more reason to laugh at herself. From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because life’s too short for boring sweatshirts and store-bought bread.

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For the woman who talks to her sourdough starter, has flour on her clothes, and knows the bread isn’t going to bake itself.

Some mornings start with coffee. Others start with a sourdough starter demanding attention, a loaf that needs shaping, and a chicken announcing to the entire neighborhood that it’s officially time to get up.

Rise & Shine, Mother Clucker!

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the wonderfully chaotic life of a home baker. Featuring an adorable, slightly sassy hen alongside a freshly baked sourdough loaf, surrounded by soft watercolor wildflowers, wheat, and vintage farmhouse charm, it’s the perfect combination of country-cottage sweetness and a little barnyard attitude.

Whether you’re feeding your starter (again), waiting for your dough to rise, baking bread for the neighbors, or enjoying that first cup of coffee while pretending you don’t have chores to do, this sweatshirt gets you.

Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear, it’s just as at home in the kitchen as it is at the farmers market, the chicken coop, or curled up on the couch with a slice of warm bread.

Perfect for:

  • Sourdough bakers who have named their starters

  • Bread-loving homestead mamas

  • Backyard chicken keepers with a sense of humor

  • Cottagecore enthusiasts and from-scratch kitchen queens

  • Anyone who believes a little flour and a lot of laughter make life better

A fun gift for the bread baker who already has everything, except one more reason to laugh at herself.

From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love.

Because life’s too short for boring sweatshirts and store-bought bread.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Embroidery or print options: left/center/large center chest plus wrist placements
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced waste
– Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
– OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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