Description
For the person who’d rather spend the afternoon with the herd than in a group chat.
Goats are curious, stubborn, loud, and occasionally eat things they absolutely shouldn’t. And somehow they’re still easier to deal with than people. If you’ve ever escaped to the barn “just to check on something” and stayed an hour, this hoodie gets you.
This cozy unisex hoodie features a herd of wide-eyed, slightly unhinged goats peeking over rustic wooden signs, framed with daisies and wheat in a hand-illustrated farmhouse style. It’s funny, a little sassy, and honest about where your loyalties lie.
Wear it for morning chores, a feed store run, the farmers market, or curled up on the couch after a long day of chasing escape artists back through the fence.
Perfect for:
- Goat moms and goat dads who know every goat by name
- Backyard homesteaders and hobby farmers
- Introverts who prefer animals to small talk
- Anyone who’s been headbutted and still loves goats anyway
Details:
- Unisex fit, so men and women can both wear it. Size up for an oversized, cozy look.
- Soft, warm, and made for everyday wear
- Front kangaroo pocket for treats, gloves, or the hoof trimmers you forgot to put away
- Hood with drawstrings for chilly barn mornings
A great Christmas, birthday, or “just because” gift for the goat lover who has everything except one more reason to laugh at herself.
From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because goats are better company anyway.
Product features
– 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, cozy feel
– Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric for chilly days
– Tubular knit construction without side seams
– Adjustable drawstring hood with double lining
– Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage
Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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