Description
For the person who’d rather hang out at the coop than at a party.
Chickens are loud, nosy, a little dramatic, and will follow you around the yard hoping you’ve got snacks. Honestly? Still better company than most people. If your idea of a good evening is sitting in a lawn chair watching the flock, this hoodie gets you.
This cozy unisex hoodie features a flock of wide-eyed, slightly unhinged hens and roosters peeking between rustic wooden signs, surrounded by sunflowers and wildflowers in a hand-illustrated farmhouse style. It’s funny, colorful, and completely honest about where your loyalties lie.
Wear it for morning egg collecting, a feed store run, the farmers market, or curled up on the couch after a long day of chasing that one hen who keeps escaping the run.
Perfect for:
- Chicken moms and chicken dads who know every hen by name
- Backyard flock keepers, homesteaders, and hobby farmers
- Introverts who prefer clucking to small talk
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m just going to check on the chickens” and stayed out for an hour
Details:
- Unisex fit for men and women. Size up for an oversized, cozy look.
- Soft, warm, and made for everyday wear
- Front kangaroo pocket for gloves, treats, or the eggs you forgot you put in there
- Hood with drawstrings for chilly coop mornings
A great Christmas, birthday, or “just because” gift for the chicken lover who has everything except one more reason to laugh at herself.
From the Hobo Homesteading General Store, where we believe in using what you’ve got, growing what you can, and making a life you love. Because chickens are better company anyway.
Product features
– 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, cozy feel
– Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric for chilly days
– Tubular knit construction without side seams
– Adjustable drawstring hood with matching cord
– Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and storage
Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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